The things he says...

C says some of the funniest, most random things sometimes.  I am hoping to do a better job of writing them down.  So, hopefully there will be more posts like this in the future!  You may not find these as funny as I did at the time...sometimes you just have to be there.

C:  I was a little baby and then when I grow up and I will be a big boy.
Daddy:  You know buddy you have to make money and work when you grow up.  What are you going to do to make money?
C:  I goin' to buy stuffed toys and baby B and I going to buy a squeaky toy for baby B.

Oh, no the lion cub can't get back.  We have to screw up their mission!

(In the bathroom, obviously!) Mommy, who took your penis away? 

(In a public restroom) Oh!  Look!  Baby Jesus did give me a penis! 

C: But, why don't you have a penis Mommy?
Mom:  Remember, God only gives them to little boys.
C:  Does all the girls at church have penises?
Mom:  No.  And please don't ask them that!
(Can you tell gender differences have been a hot topic around our house lately?)

(After unzipping my coat)  Now you will be the coldest girl ever!  Ha, ha, ha!

Mom: What's your favorite animal?
C:  Um, I like the tigers.
Mom:  Brianna, what's your favorite animal?
C:  Her likes pigs!

C: Why did the sun go down?
Mom:  Remember, the sun has to go to the other side of the world so the people that live there can have a day time too.
C: But why?
Mom:  Because that's how God made it so we can all share the sun.
C:  But I don't want to share the sun.

Next time you will be mad at Papa.

(After getting told no)  Now I very sad.  (This is usually accompianed by the cutest little pouty face and then him running away to his room) 

(After bonking his head)  Oh no.  Now I have to go to the doctor.  I be back.

(During a tantrum on the way out of Target)  No Mommy!  Don't push me down the stairs and break my arm.  Don't do that again.  (Nice, right?)

Mom:  You're going to be a good boy in your class at church today, right?  Do we throw fits?
C: No.
Mom: Do we share with the other kids?
C: Yes.
Mom: Do we listen to our teacher?
C:  Oh, I do love my teacher!

Mom:  Do you want to go to the zoo today?
C:  I will go to the zoo.  You stay here and I will drive myself to the zoo.

Come here little fella.

I Christopher and I go toot.  (That one is actually a song and it's really funny.  We've probably encouraged it a little too much with our laughter.  You'd have to hear it.  Maybe one day I'll figure out how to upload a video on here)

Remember when I was a baby in your tummy last night?