The hubs is the resident wrestler/rough-houser/sidekick around here. But, since he is currently
not residing with us, C has had to make do with the next best thing. Moi. His favorite thing to do is "play Batman by being a person." Which basically entails the donning of a mask and cape...for him. And the portrayal of multiple villains by me...all of whom he beats up until they die...at which point I then play the voice of "Alfred the butler," check the batcomputer for my master's next foe, send out the villain, and then get beat up all over again. It's serious fun. Seriously. Except when a jab to the face from a pointy bat ear leaves a mark on my cheek for the rest of the afternoon. Yeah, except for that. The joker, penguin, catwoman, and Mr. Freeze all made appearances during today's battle. Along with a few villains we've created and copyrighted such as dancing girl and poopy gangster. Yep. He tells me that poopy gangster "is one of my old, old
emenies."
The old twirly whirl trick...used to disorient and confuse the enemy.
Batman means business!
Wait, what's this?!? Poopy gangster has defeated Batman with one of his stink bombs?
Not that easily.
A call to police commissioner Gordon from Alfred and a guest appearance by Superman have revived the hero!
Not the fireball shooter!
The villain has been knocked to the ground. Batman is struggling to finish him off. But, the only thing that can defeat this foe is the infamous....
Raspberry of Death!
It's another victory for our favorite superhero.
You can rest easy tonight.
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