The things he says...

Me: Did you toot?
C: Yeah.  Sorry for tooting.
Me: That's ok.

Upon walking into our hotel bathroom in Omaha
C:  This bathroom is so huge!

Me:  What flavor ice cream did you have?
C:  It was cold and it looked like snow!

While discussing rattlesnakes
C:  Daddy could wrench him off with a knife!

C:  I want to throw my sock at you.

C:  Do you want it?  Come and get it.

C:  I want to tell mommy what we got.
Daddy:  No, don't tell her.  It's a surprise for Mother's Day, remember?
C:  But, I want to tell her because I love her.

While playing with snakes
Me:  Could I keep you as a pet?
C:  No, I not your pet.
Me:  Oh, are you C's pet?
C:  Yep.
Me:  What's your name?
C:  Tinko.
Runs into his room and comes out with another snake
C:  Hey magician, you could have my brother!
Me:  Oh, what's your brother's name?
C:  Sinko
Laughing
C:  What mom?

In the Target bathroom, after much grunting and carrying on from C, we hear "something" in the stall next to us.
C:  Hey!  That guy got his poopoo out!!